How Blonde Was She???
She
was Soooooooo Blonde
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She thought a quarterback was a refund..
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She thought General Motors was in the army.
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She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
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She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
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At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote
'Sagittarius..'
She
Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
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She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
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Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On
Phonics.'
She
was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
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She tripped over a cordless phone.
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She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
'Concentrate.'
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She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.'
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She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She
was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde....
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She studied for a blood test.
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She sold the car for gas money.
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When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
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When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,'
she turned around and went home..
She
Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
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When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
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She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
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She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
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She had a shirt that said 'TGIF,' which she thought stood for 'This
Goes In Front.'
AND
MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She
is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
She
thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
